Famous Quotes

  "WE ARE READY FOR AN UNFORESEEN EVENT THAT MAY OR MAY NOT OCCUR."
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
 
 
 "THE PRESIDENT HAS KEPT ALL OF THE PROMISES HE INTENDED TO KEEP."   -
 Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live
 
 "THE POLICE ARE NOT HERE TO CREATE DISORDER, THEY'RE HERE TO PRESERVE
 DISORDER"
   - Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention
 
 "IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE REDWOOD TREE, YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL"
   - Forestry expert Ronald Reagan
 
 "TRADITIONALLY, MOST OF AUSTRALIA'S IMPORTS COME FROM OVERSEAS"   -
 Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
 
 "IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE HERE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CHICAGO"
   - Former U.S.. Vice-President Dan Quayle
 
 "THE STREETS ARE SAFE IN PHILADELPHIA, IT'S ONLY THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE
 THEM UNSAFE"
   - Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo
 
 "THE INTERNET IS A GREAT WAY TO GET ON THE NET"
   - Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole
 
 "HE WAS A MAN OF GREAT STATUE"
   - Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins
 
 "IT'S LIKE AN ALCATRAZ AROUND MY NECK"
   - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
 
 "I WAS RECENTLY ON A TOUR OF LATIN AMERICA, AND THE ONLY REGRET I
 HAVE  WAS THAT I DIDN'T STUDY LATIN HARDER IN SCHOOL SO I COULD
 CONVERSE WITH  THOSE PEOPLE"
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
 
 "THEY'RE MULTIPURPOSE. NOT ONLY DO THEY PUT THE CLIPS ON, BUT THEY
 TAKE  THEM OFF."
   - Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged
 the
 Air Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
 
 "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE
 ARE  THE PRESIDENT."
   - Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
 
 "IT'S LIKE DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN."
   - Yogi Berra
 
 
 "CHINA IS A BIG COUNTRY, INHABITED BY MANY CHINESE"
   - Former French President Charles De Gaulle
 
 "THE LOSS OF LIFE WILL BE IRREPLACEABLE."
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the San Francisco
 earthquake
 
 "THAT LOWDOWN SCOUNDREL DESERVES TO BE KICKED TO DEATH BY A JACKASS,
 AND  I'M JUST THE ONE TO DO IT."
   - A congressional candidate in Texas
 
 "IT IS NECESSARY FOR ME TO ESTABLISH A WINNER IMAGE. THEREFORE, I
 HAVE  TO BEAT SOMEBODY."
   - Richard M. Nixon
 
 "THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT DOING ENOUGH ABOUT CLEANING UP THE
 ENVIRONMENT.   THIS IS A GOOD PLANET."
   - Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he would do with a
 million dollars.
 
 "WHEN I HAVE BEEN ASKED DURING THESE LAST WEEKS WHO CAUSED THE RIOTS
 AND  THE KILLING IN L.A., MY ANSWER HAS BEEN DIRECT AND SIMPLE:  WHO
 IS TO BLAME FOR THE RIOTS?  THE RIOTERS ARE TO BLAME.  WHO IS TO BLAME
 FOR THE  KILLINGS?  THE KILLERS ARE TO BLAME."
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the complex social issues
 
 behind the Los Angeles Riots
 
 "THINGS ARE MORE LIKE THEY ARE NOW THAN THEY EVER WERE BEFORE."
   - Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower
 
 "A BILLION HERE, A BILLION THERE, SOONER OR LATER IT ADDS UP TO REAL
 MONEY."
   - Senator Everett Dirksen
 
 "A VERBAL CONTRACT ISN'T WORTH THE PAPER IT'S WRITTEN ON."
   - Samuel Goldwyn
 
 "REPUBLICANS UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF BONDAGE BETWEEN A MOTHER
 AND  CHILD."
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on Republican family values
 
 "I DON'T FEEL WE DID WRONG IN TAKING THIS GREAT COUNTRY AWAY FROM
 THEM.   THERE WERE GREAT NUMBERS OF PEOPLE WHO NEEDED NEW LAND, AND
 THE INDIANS  WERE SELFISHLY TRYING TO KEEP IT FOR THEMSELVES."
   - John Wayne
 
 "HALF THIS GAME IS NINETY PERCENT MENTAL."
   - Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
 
 "IT ISN'T POLLUTION THAT'S HARMING THE ENVIRONMENT.  IT'S THE
 IMPURITIES  IN OUR AIR AND WATER THAT ARE DOING IT."
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
 
 "WITHOUT CENSORSHIP, THINGS CAN GET TERRIBLY CONFUSED IN THE PUBLIC
 MIND."
   - General William Westmoreland
 
 "WHAT A WASTE IT IS TO LOSE ONE'S MIND. OR NOT TO HAVE A MIND IS BEING
 VERY WASTEFUL.  HOW TRUE THAT IS."
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for
 the
 United Negro College Fund.  He was attempting to quote the line "a
 mind
 is a terrible thing to waste".
 
 "IF YOU LET THAT SORT OF THING GO ON, YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER WILL BE
 CUT  RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER YOUR FEET."
   - Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
 
 "I LOVE CALIFORNIA. I PRACTICALLY GREW UP IN PHOENIX."
   - Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle